Dreary Erie, Mistake on the Lake. If you say you love Erie, then you are a fake. LOL! The city of Erie, which is located in the state of Pennsylvania, is the most depressing, bass ackwards city that I know. Don't trust the tourist brochures, you can make anything look good by using glossy paper.

Jobs: There are none unless you count telemarketing, cleaning toilets at one of Nick Scott's "Enterprises", selling crack, robbing banks, or flipping burgers.

Culture: LOL! Unless you count getting rock bands and rappers that were popular 15-20 years ago to perform at the Civic Center, culture, there is none. Erie is a hick town striving to be a hick city.

Buying a House: FORCLOSURE!

Renting an Apartment: Unaffordable with the $7.15-$8/hr that they pay around here.

Weather: Winter and August.

Typical Erie Residents: Lower class Erieites tend to be overweight, out of style & miserable, but they live in the real world.

"Upper class" Erieites tend to have a fake perkiness and a fake "shine" about them. They resemble pod people.

Erie Mentality: "The government just granted us $50 Million. Let's waste it on a pie in the sky project that will never pan out!"

Erie's Golden Rule: NEVER SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT ERIE. IF YOU DON'T HAVE A FAKE POSITIVE ATTITUDE ABOUT ERIE 24/7/365 YOU WILL BE DENOUNCED A TRAITOR.

A delosate city with no jobs unless you own a bar or beer distributer. "Erieites" are people who have serious mental problems. Why would someone live in a place that is fridged 10 months out of the year, with nothing to do. The main profession in the strange place is being a professional alchohlic, which you are awarded a higher ranking in "erie" society. People that choose to stay and live in Erie are complete losers with no self-esteem.

One of the worst cities to live in. Waldeemeer's motto is, "Not the same little park anymore." That is a complete lie. Our beaches are dirty and contaminated, there is a McDonalds around every corner, we have no good places to shop except Hot Topic, Pac Sun, and Grasshopper. This city is a true frozen hell on Earth, seeing as how half of our weather is a winter wonderland. Our public schools are full of decent teenagers, but our private schools are full of racist, sexist, unaccepting, intolerant, narrow minded, republican bastards who will outcast you if you do not conform to their style and we happen to be four years behind in fashion and style. As previously stated, we are a frozen hell on Earth.

The absolute weirdess city in the world. This city lies on the Southern end of Lake Erie and is inhabited by idiots.

The City in between Buffalo, New York, Cleveland, Ohio, and Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Officially known as Erie, Pa... but because of it's negative connotation, it has been renamed "Puffland" by some of the city's inhabitants.

Me: *calm and erie*
2 seconds later: *ME STRESSING OUT ABOUT THE UP COMING TEST IN 2 MONTHS*