Eric has a large penis and gets all the girls he wants and flexes on all poor ass hoes with fire crocks.
Eric is a brave boy (never a pussy) and never gives up on his useless dreams.
Eric is a brave boy (never a pussy) and never gives up on his useless dreams.
by fatdumpling March 31, 2019
Verb.
1. To trounce your opponents mercilessly.
2. To belittle someone's obvious flaws.
3. To destroy your enemies in the manner of Charles "The Hammer" Martel, who decimated his enemies so completely and utterly that it took years for the word of the defeat to make it back to the enemy capital.
1. To trounce your opponents mercilessly.
2. To belittle someone's obvious flaws.
3. To destroy your enemies in the manner of Charles "The Hammer" Martel, who decimated his enemies so completely and utterly that it took years for the word of the defeat to make it back to the enemy capital.
by Fingenurgen October 14, 2014
A term used to describe a mentally retarded cat that has the ability to fly by moving its tail in a circular motion. Once in the air, erics are known to land ontop of statues to catch and eat birds. Once they get the taste of blood, they turn into a form of vampire and attack fat people.
by Alien God May 20, 2008
Guy 1: Man, how did he get her? She's so hot and he's such a dork!
Guy 2: It's because he's an Eric.
Guy 2: It's because he's an Eric.
by thepseudonyms August 13, 2011
He is the type of guy a girl would want to have as a best friend. He is caring, lovable, charming, a baller, attractive, tall, and overall perfect. He will always be by your side no matter what. he is the guy that would cheer you up on a bad day, and make you laugh so hard you cry <3 He is amazing. I love you!
by your Elf May 11, 2011
The most amazing, gorgeous and sweetest guy you will ever ever meet. Honestly, this person is one of a kind. You will never be blessed with anyone else as amazing than him. He is the most perfect person. He's got a heart of gold and deserves to be treated with respect, love and care. He might find it difficult to open up because of terrible past experiences or because he fears judgement but he has to know he is simply wonderful, magical and he can share his worries with you and that you are always there for him, that you don't judge that you see him and love him for the amazing human being he is. He loves to express himself through creative forms and he excels in all of them. He's a dream come true you in every way and the most stunning person in the world. And you'll fall in with him more and more each day.
Eric is the type of guy who comes by your life only once... you will never meet another like him. He's the most amazing person and through thick and thin he will be there for you, and you there for him, what may come <3
by you'reperfect.1 June 18, 2010
The most amazing guy ever, with his sexy blue eyes and British accent. He's so charming and loveable to know him is to know greatness. He's kind and helpful but mess with those he cares about and he'll be your worst nightmare. I love him with all my heart and can't wait to be his wife. Forever and ever babe.
by MissTori December 09, 2013