No, fuck you Eric.
Shut the the fuck up, Eric, stop searching your name on Urban Dictionary, to get your cock sucked by other Erics, nobody actually thinks everyone named Eric has a large penis, is perfect, and every girl should have one, Eric is not a slang term, it's a name, it's your name. Use Urban Dictionary for its intended purpose, not because you have stupid insecurities and can't confront them like a functioning member of society.

Go ahead, dislike this, so we can see how many Erics there truly are.
This applies to nearly every name on Urban Dictionary, if it makes you feel any better.

He is the most sweetest honest and loyal guy you will ever meet. And he is very handsome and sexy. All the girls want to be with him. He can be stubborn and always wants to be the leader and in control in situations but he is kind and loving to his family and friends. To his girlfriend he wants to always make her happy and show her that he loves her... He shows love and compassion to the person he is with... He is committed to a relationship and loyal. If you find yourself a Eric you are one lucky girl. Hang on to him tightly.

Pretty cool name. kinda gay tho

A boy who is kind and sweet. He will put you first and always make you happy, charming, handsome, cute, has a great sense of humor, and will love you for eternity. He will make you feel beautiful, he will kiss and comfort you when your sad.

He's the kind of guy that tries his best at things, sarcastic, absent-minded, and dense. Kind to everybody even people who probably don't deserve it. His wonderful eyes are very beautiful. A light hazel and very tall, a gentle giant and a troll at the same time. He jokes at inappropriate times, says the wrong things to people, but is always honest to people. No matter the situation, would rather be brutally honest then lie. A nerd, who spends his time playing Bioshock, and Resident Evil. Resembles a twig, but is a food-addict. The kind of guy you would want to be best friends with. Dense with feelings although, will not understand things unless properly explained. Stupid in common sense ways, a genius in book smarts. Too innocent to make moves on girls while also being a pervert at the same time. He's the most confusing, infuriating being anybody has ever met. But that's what we love about him.

Eric is a pastor who believes in #godsplan. He’s constantly singing and it often causes serious hearing problems to those within earshot.

Eric is bae and is forever bae😍 he is the most perfect person you will ever meet love him with all your heart he is very loyal and can be trusted there is not a day that I wouldn’t want to spend with him