a legendary BAMF viking warrior who's tall buffed out body is crowned with hair of fire and filled with a heart of gold that is always there to give strength to his comrades in arms. He enjoys hurling large heavy objects long distances for fun and he is known for his skills at rocking out on the bass. He is impervious to anything the world attempts to throw at him. Though his only known weakness is the sun. but that isn't that big of a deal because of the great advances in sunblock technology. Upon meeting this legendary Eric if you are a woman you will automatically feel the urge to be with him and if you are a guy you will wish to be him. He is a bro of the highest quality. no homo.

He’s cool, funny, and sometimes sad. He can cheer you up or even make you cheer him up. Eric is dependable, sometimes, and will always be at your side even if he’s not your friend.

The action of pulling an all nighter becasue they procrastinate their homework

A mystical creature. He's like a tiny tan unicorn. When you see this guy you will understand. Cock and balls. When he walks he is followed by rainbow rivers danced on by tiny sparkling butterflies. It takes your breath away to the point that it hurts. No one can explain it to you. One day you will understand till then i'm sorry I tried. I love the dick.

Eric’s are amazing! They are always their when you need them and will do the most for you. They also have hugeee cocks.

A kind man. Always sweet, makes you smile every day. Has the cutest face and listens every time. Just like being a good cat. The man that makes your day happy. He makes you laugh every time.

a very very very very very sexy piece of bacon