The current U.S. house majority leader and Eric Cartman's human form. Possibly the most immature douchebag ever to grace the halls of congress. Known for repeatedly interrupting the president during meetings, refusing to even discuss ideas put forth by the other party no matter how valid, and walking out if he can't get his way on everything.

When he couldn't get his cuts passed, decided to play politics with disaster victims by holding their relief funds hostage.

Thinks we should defund the USGS, because we don't really need all those earthquake sensors, do we? Apparently his deity doesn't agree - months after Cantor made those comments, an unprecedented magnitude 6 earthquake centered squarely in Cantor's own congressional district rattled the whole east coast.

Calls the Occupy Wall Street protesters "dangerous mobs pitting Americans against Americans", even though he referred to the Tea Party protests as "fighting on the front lines of a battle for our democracy".

Referring to women who are sexually or romantically attracted to other women. Applies to both lesbians and bisexual women, as it is only the same-sex attraction that matters, not any other attractions the women may have.

Originates from the Greek poet Sappho, a bisexual woman from the Isle of Lesbos, from which we get the term lesbian.

U.S. Congressman or possibly manager of the asshole store.