Girl 1: how was your date last night?
Girl 2: it was great! He went down on me! He's a total Erek!

Erek is so E-rek

The new album comes out tomorrow and I just hope Bonzo doesn't erek the hell out of it.

Hey, man, someone in the booking office for a small local venue gave me the phone number of (insert artist's name here) agent in part because I misrepresented myself and in part in order to get me to stop calling the venue and then after I left him several voicemails the agent advised me that they would consider having (insert artist's name here)play at a venue near me, if only I would stop calling his number because he doesn't want to have to change his number nor get a restraining order. Aren't I something?!

Dude, yeah, you're an erek!