Your mother.

The disorder where a man's soldier won't salute.

When your anaconda don't want none regardless of the presence of buns.

A penis which is full of semen, waiting to explode.

When a penis is attracted to the nearest vagina by a magnetic force. Very powerful on a full moon (almost unstoppable). May result in female being torn in half starting at the vagina and taring through her head, if attraction is to powerful.

A load of semen that a man shoots.

While erectile dysfunction is primarily an old guy's malady,erectile misfuntion is the curse of the young man.Particularly the early-teens male is hexed with a penis that becomes erect with little or no provocation.