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When a penis is attracted to the nearest vagina by a magnetic force. Very powerful on a full moon (almost unstoppable). May result in female being torn in half starting at the vagina and taring through her head, if attraction is to powerful.
Quagmire: "Carl HELP!!! I have an erectile overfunction!!! I don't want any more blood on my penis!!!"
Carl: "I'm a dumb fuck."
Carl: "I'm a dumb fuck."
by Double Dick Trickle January 07, 2012
Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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When the males pp gets hard hard for no reason at all. It also causes the pp to get hard for over 50 time in a average day. This might be caused by under using your pp or it has had enough of being dormant and wants to be free.
Doctor: What seems to be the problem john?
John: My pp gets hard more than usual in one day.
Doctor: You might have a erectileoverfunction.
John: My pp gets hard more than usual in one day.
Doctor: You might have a erectileoverfunction.
by DrizzleDickJr September 10, 2018