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When you get horny and fuck an ugly chick
Person #1 : Bro you fucked buck toothed becky. ERECTILE MALFUNCTION.
by R-o-o-p May 29, 2015
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A goth who has been part of the subculture since it originally came about, or a goth over the age of 40.
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When you lose your erection in the middle of sexual intercourse.
Girl: What happened?? I was about to come!
Guy: Sorry, I had erectile malfunction.
Girl: I told you not to drink so much.
by naknumm August 31, 2007
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The opposite of erectile dysfunction, where instead of a man’s penis unable to become erect, his penis is unable to become flaccid, thus forth remaining erect for an undisclosed amount of time.
“Man, I think I have erectile malfunction, it just won’t go down
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