A person that is perfect beyond human understanding. Will be a true friend and always stay by your side. Very charming, adorable and handsome. Makes people blush easily. Savage and smart af. Literally God himself. I could go on and on about how amazing he is.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

A charming guy that fuckes every girl he gets in contact with. Even when guys see him, they automatically start jizzing. He has a massive cock that all girls want

1. The world's greatest video game player of all time. Made official by the International Video Game Olympics for Every Game on Every Console Ever (excluding Halo 2, which he is still the best at, although it was not held in the games), held in China.

2. Reigning champion, undefeated, the video game laureate.

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