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What happens to you when your information was stolen from Equifax due to their lack security.
I just went online to check my status on the Equifax breach and found out I was Equifucked!
by PeterVIII September 13, 2017
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
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Pronounced: e·qui·fuct/ˌēkwiˈfucked/

When presented with a decision where there is no right answer or safe plan of action. Similar to being stuck between a rock and a hard place.
Example 1.
Buddy: "hum shitty poo, this fucking bus is never going to turn up is it. :( We could walk home in this lightning storm through the field of pylons? Or we could accept the lift from PychoSteve in his ice cream van?"

Guy: "Fuck knows, we're equifucked!!"

Example 2.
At the end of a long days boozing and perving Cunt-of-the-gang was equifucked. Tits or chips? he asked himself. To peruse one would result in the loss of the other.
by little miss clarebear August 28, 2011
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People fucked by Equifax data breach
He was equifucked due to the Equifax data hack.
by dosllama September 14, 2017
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Having your personal information hacked by this dumb ass reporting agency
My identity was stolen - I was royally Equifucked
by Salinas Guy September 10, 2017
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Faced with identity theft of financial damage due to no fault of your own due to the Equifax breach.
I might as well go shopping and running up my credits cards since my credit scored is probably equifucked anyway
by Beccaboo w September 09, 2017
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