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A fox who belong to Equinox Sports Club. Healthy, wealthy and never stealthy about where she exercises.

Curvy, swervy, and hard to make plans with. The Equifox keeps a packed schedule thanks to her ass-shaping, ab-making, head-shaking workout regimen. She's busy exfoliating her toxins and lunging down 6th Avenue in New York, divesifying her portfolio of skincare "Assets.” She probably doesn't hang out with her friends because she’s determined that the value of her friendships are worth less than her Equinox membership.
The Equifox wore Lululemon to her wedding and chugged a bottle Khiel's Hair Product to stay conditioned during vows.
by nolandc October 12, 2019
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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