an equal opportunity enjoyer is one who has no issues with sex, height, race, religion, hair color, tattoos, piercings, etc. and enjoys any and all based on their "inner qualities".
Dave is an equal opportunity enjoyer. I've seen him with tall, short, heavy, skinny, cross-eyed, etc. He appears to enjoy them all the same.
by ladybugxxvii April 16, 2009
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One who does not discriminate in their dating or mating choices (no particular preference). Suits those who commonly fall in love with a persons personality or outlook on life
Sandra is an equal opportunity employer, she will go out with anybody
by BMoney March 11, 2005
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...or other wise known as an EOF!!! Someone who isn't finicky, and likes it both beefy and cheesy....in bed!
I like them big, tall, fat, small, short, dumb, smart, etc...I am an Equal Opportunity Fucker...EOF....whatcha got?
by RED1043.com February 25, 2009
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A person of a minority race used by a large group of white people to make them seem less racist.
"There are too many whities at this party, someone call

Tyrone, our equal opportunity friend, before this starts looking like a KKK convention".
by Whiteymcwhiterson September 14, 2011
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Someone who makes jokes towards all races, including ones own race. Typhically a white dude calling himself a fancier word for racist.
“That’s not racism because I am an Equal Opportunity Offender”
by frickfungus December 18, 2017
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A situation in which a person is allowed to join others in 'getting nice.' This could include playing a round of Halo 3, drinking Night Train, or smoking an L.
Bro 1: "Yo, lemme get in on this Halo action..."
Dick : "Nah kid, get in next round."
Bro 2: "Fuck that bro, it's an equal opportunity fag drag."
by Miso Guy October 29, 2007
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