an equal opportunity enjoyer is one who has no issues with sex, height, race, religion, hair color, tattoos, piercings, etc. and enjoys any and all based on their "inner qualities".
Dave is an equal opportunity enjoyer. I've seen him with tall, short, heavy, skinny, cross-eyed, etc. He appears to enjoy them all the same.
by ladybugxxvii April 16, 2009
One who does not discriminate in their dating or mating choices (no particular preference). Suits those who commonly fall in love with a persons personality or outlook on life
by BMoney March 11, 2005
Sophia made sexual jokes at her girl and guy friends because she believed in being an equal opportunity harasser.
by punkinnpuddin April 15, 2019
...or other wise known as an EOF!!! Someone who isn't finicky, and likes it both beefy and cheesy....in bed!
I like them big, tall, fat, small, short, dumb, smart, etc...I am an Equal Opportunity Fucker...EOF....whatcha got?
by RED1043.com February 25, 2009
"There are too many whities at this party, someone call
Tyrone, our equal opportunity friend, before this starts looking like a KKK convention".
Tyrone, our equal opportunity friend, before this starts looking like a KKK convention".
by Whiteymcwhiterson September 14, 2011
Someone who makes jokes towards all races, including ones own race. Typhically a white dude calling himself a fancier word for racist.
by frickfungus December 18, 2017
A situation in which a person is allowed to join others in 'getting nice.' This could include playing a round of Halo 3, drinking Night Train, or smoking an L.
Bro 1: "Yo, lemme get in on this Halo action..."
Dick : "Nah kid, get in next round."
Bro 2: "Fuck that bro, it's an equal opportunity fag drag."
Dick : "Nah kid, get in next round."
Bro 2: "Fuck that bro, it's an equal opportunity fag drag."
by Miso Guy October 29, 2007

