The rich older guy driving the free candy van at the park that promises a scholarship to Juilliard but all you end up with is an egg shaped dick.

Someone who didn’t kill themselves but the media falsely claims they did

1) A perverted billionaire fuck head who used his money to get away with boning young girls.

2) A boner for a girl who’s a little bit too young.

When someone is murdered because they hold important information that could incriminate many people, but the death is ruled as a suicide.

When you notice that your family has an uncooked salami in the fridge, and you have a hankerin’ for a big piece of meat. You insert said sausage into the vaginal orifice and pleasure yourself. About a week later, when you notice you have an infection, you tell your parents that the sausage they ate for dinner a few nights earlier was in fact the same sausage which you used for your masturbation needs.

To have sex with three (Usually female) 16-year-olds at once.

To run afoul of a someone powerful and be forced to commit suicide.