When someone is murdered because they hold important information that could incriminate many people, but the death is ruled as a suicide.
I hope she won't be epsteined in jail because we need her testimony.
by FieryDragonLover July 13, 2020
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Murder committed by elites made to look like Suicide.
"Careful what you say about The Don, you might get yourself Epsteined"
by Peadar Lotsy November 03, 2020
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To hide the cause of death, to cover up murder, to conceal murder.
1. It did not take a coroner to realize the evidence was Epsteined.
2. The evidence had been Epsteined suggesting murder!
by garblebox February 13, 2021
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1) A perverted billionaire fuck head who used his money to get away with boning young girls.

2) A boner for a girl who’s a little bit too young.
Definition 2:

Your mate: Dude, that school girl’s skirt is way too short. Think I’m getting an Epstein.

You: You sick fuck. Sit down before someone notices that tent in your pants.
by Chashuman August 19, 2019
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When you notice that your family has an uncooked salami in the fridge, and you have a hankerin’ for a big piece of meat. You insert said sausage into the vaginal orifice and pleasure yourself. About a week later, when you notice you have an infection, you tell your parents that the sausage they ate for dinner a few nights earlier was in fact the same sausage which you used for your masturbation needs.
Girl 1: Why weren't you at school?

Girl 2: I accidentally gave my family "The Epstein".
by Sammy "Sausage" Swanson March 06, 2009
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To have sex with three (Usually female) 16-year-olds at once.
Did you hear kyle pulled an epstein last night? What a pimp!
by DOW September 26, 2006
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The rich older guy driving the free candy van at the park that promises a scholarship to Juilliard but all you end up with is an egg shaped dick.
See that van without windows? Dude is def Epsteining.
by $lapaho April 07, 2020
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