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He didn’t kill himself
Epstein didn’t kill himself
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When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
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Epsteined
Definition of Epstein
transitive verb

: to put in confinement for private execution : BUTCHERED
Jeffrey Epstein was Epsteined on August 10, 2019

"Kevin Clinesmith will stand trial". "Nah, they'll Epstein him".
by LiberalCenter August 15, 2020
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1) A perverted billionaire fuck head who used his money to get away with boning young girls.

2) A boner for a girl who’s a little bit too young.
Definition 2:

Your mate: Dude, that school girl’s skirt is way too short. Think I’m getting an Epstein.

You: You sick fuck. Sit down before someone notices that tent in your pants.
by Chashuman August 19, 2019
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To have sex with three (Usually female) 16-year-olds at once.
Did you hear kyle pulled an epstein last night? What a pimp!
by DOW September 26, 2006
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When you are banging a girl from behind and right when you are about to cum, you take out your penis smack her in the back of the head and cum in her ear
Ian was banging daves mom and pulled an epstein b/c she wasn't behaving earlier.
by IAN EP August 10, 2008
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1. (v) to creep or bother others, regardless of sex

2. (v) To torment people with your massive and widespread facebook friend requests to complete strangers, while still thinking you are the shit when clearly you're not.

3. (n) To be a complete and utter fag that has no idea that people really think you are a douchebag

4. (n) A weed-smoking, sunglass-wearing, queefing thunderpussy
Example 1

A: Dude, do you know who added me on facebook last night?

B: Let me guess, an Epstein?

A: Yeah. He also added the other 2,300 people in our class on the same night. What a thunderpussy!

Example 2

A: Did you see that hipster douchelord who smells bad and is smoking weed in front of our dorm?

B: Yeah, he's the local Epstein. He probably has some weed hidden in his woolen cap. What a thunderpussy!
by HE ADDED ME.... September 10, 2010
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