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An opinion expressed on the internet. One that has even less influence than one expressed in real life.
by sp3cialed May 30, 2004
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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A web site that allows consumers to write reviews on almost any product or service, including movies, books, and electronics.
by Brian Kuhl June 30, 2005
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A pseudo consumer information site which houses mostly crack heads and goody goodies. Epinions promises big payouts in exchange for insightful reviews on common products and services, but in the end serves only as an outlet for the crusaders and/or deranged.
by lattechick July 10, 2003
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The vehement, often unsupported opinion of internet users on songs, games, movies, politicians, and celebrities which either outright denounce or deify the subject. These e-pinions have the effect of making the author seem incredibly narrow minded or uninformed
An standard e-pinion: X person is an incredible loser, they have no talent and are a total sellout. They dress like an idiot do drugs and kill people.
by tehfunsperson September 16, 2006