Epicity: (n) pronunciation: E-pi-si-ty

Definition: A noun that is used in a statement that describes the "uberness" or, "epicness" of a situation or object. "Epicity" can only be used when referring to the "uberness" or, "epicness" of something. it may only be used in positive connotation. this means that one must use this to state an uberness/epicness that at least must be over 8 in a scale of 0-10. In a more ideal sense, it would be 9; therefore putting the stating (statement of approval) at, or higher than 90%.
The epicity of my day was when you threw a bag of dog barf into that rich guy's car!
by Tonito da favella November 22, 2010
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to give greater meaning or to characterize by affectation of grandeur or otherwise absurd exaggeration
Dante of CLERKS would often epicize the importance of his job as a cashier at a QuickStop.
by Pentai January 16, 2008
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A word that used to be used to describe a book, a movie or other work as timeless, great, and meaningful. Is now used by douchebags who combine it with "win" or "fail" to describe everyday things.
CORRECT usage:

Guy #1: Hey dude did you see the movie Gladiator?
Guy #2: Yeah man that was an epic movie!

INCORRECT usage:
DBag #1: I forgot my wallet so I had to go home and get it.
DBag #2: EPIC FAIL!

or

DBag #1: I found five dollars today.
DBag #2: EPIC WIN!
by watto17 January 06, 2010
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It is the most overused word in the english language. It has two definitions. The first one is that it's a synonym for crap. The second definition is that it means classic "cool" or old fashioned or lord of the rings world of warcraft wizards 101 middle agesy or disneyish(lame) type cool(or in some cases "cool"). Cipe is supposed to be "the new epic" because it's epic spelled backwards. But it's kinda lame. It even sounds lame. "Air" or "scythe" sound way better. Scythe and Air might become the new words to describe something beyond the most awesome awesomeness ever seen!
Situation 1
Dude1: Whoa! that video was so epic!
Dude2: That's what you say about nearly every video you see. *5 hours later.
Dude1: I just took an epic ship. I made an epic! It was so crap!
Situation 2
Guy1: *watches top 10 epic songs*
Guy1: That was so epic!
Guy2: If by epic, you mean lord of the rings middle ages like then sure.

Guy2: GET OUT OF THE WAY, guy 1! I gotta chat with my hot smart(Seriously!) girlfriend on this gaming site and then I gotta look at some videos of this hot fictional videogame/TV character.
by HawaiianPunch1 June 18, 2012
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Being unusually large, powerful or wonderful. On a grander scale than the modified word would otherwise imply.

Popular synonyms: Massive, Huge, Incredible, Awesome
"Sasha just gave me an epic blowjob"
by Ookpik January 23, 2006
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Like and epic fail but even more. Just a big-ass fail.
"Dude, that guy epically fails at everything.''
by Pablo&Me November 04, 2009
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