Any song with pulse shattering vocals and face melting guitar solos. This type of song will never be heard on the radio as the general public couldn't possibly comprehend all its majesty and splendor. Songs of this magnitude are more scarce than a seal in a shark tank. So don't go naming every Nickeback single you hear epic. In fact if you listen to nickelback an epic song would break you.

A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.

When you and the boys make an epic song using your mouths