The best Syndrome out there.

Uncontrolable loss of I.Q. as result of talking to Enrique Aguado on AIM.

A tall male who's favorite word is "lanky". he relishes in the rare occasions in which he gets to prove Mariam wrong. He enjoys the word "camioneta" as well as being the first one out in silent ball. He copies Mariam's labs, and enjoys being called by his middle name "Enrique". he also pronounces "laboratory" wrong and uses the word "animosity" excessively. His best features are his hair, ability to talk for hours, and others that won't be listed because he doesn't need a boosted ego. He wants to play man-hunt with Mariam.

Captian Enriques : Noun and or Verb;

1: The act of or conducting your everyday routine in a fashion that would only demoralize surrounding individuals and not make positive progress of ones work day.

2: To completley take an Idea and transform it into a complete and utter disaster of that ideas first orinigal thought.

3: To be a complete Fuck-Nut, and devastantingly stupid while still being in charge of a large amount of individuals.

That beaner you want to butt fuck

The most selfish person you’ll ever cross in your life. If you hit his ego hard enough he might just die. He always brags about money and belongings. Basically the most materialistic person ever.

Basically the most self-absorbed and egocentric person you’ll ever cross. Will never admit he is wrong. He actually might die if you hit his ego hard enough. Finally he loves to brag about money and his possessions like it’s his job. (Although he would never actually work a single day in his life)