The absolute sexiest, smartest, most heroic name that can be bestowed upon a man.

Meaning "King" and "Protector of the domain".

The 95% of the unknown universe, theorized to contain dark matter and dark energy, is actually hammer-space for Enrico's extra penis.

Warning: NOT TO BE FUCKED WITH. HE KNOWS JIU-JITSU.

Legality: In the event you are to meet an Enrico who is not omnipotent and well endowed, He must be punched in the testicular region and told he is adopted, as punishment for not living up to the name, so honorably bestowed upon him.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

Enrico is a kind hearted man.His brown eyes can make any woman's heart skip a beat.He should never change because he is an awesome person.He is funny,sexy and a sweetheart.He may try to act like a tough guy but he is a big softy.His smile is contagious to all those around him.Talking to him makes my day brighter.I look forward to seeing him everyday.I wish I could tell him how I feel...but I can't.

noun (1) - The most complex man on the Earth. He is very talented on anything he does. From being geek to jock, he can outwit and pwn anyone you're mom has been fucking with. He has an average dick but it has the best sensation a woman can attain.

(2) - hot and wise

Wow this man is incredible, the most sexiest, hot, caring, loyal bumble bee,,, I feel very loved when I am with him ! When our beautiful cat Nayla smiles at me and looks in my eyes it just remind me of my baby Enrico!!! I miss him every minute of the day and I can't imagine life with out him!!! My Enrico x

Usually a guy who likes to touch girls. He can be a real douche but everyone likes him, he can be awesome at times. Often white, but 76.33% are black. He gets turned on really easily and shouldn't be fucked with too often.

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