A dumblanguage that is absolutely horrible. You will have to learn dozens of tenses and how to use them, trillions of vocabs , learn horrifying unknown old and ancient language and so...
by Iamveryserious October 25, 2019
The best looking women with the sexiest accents on this beautiful little rock we call Earth. This coming from a Scottish man.
"Your accent, it's the classiest sound I've ever heard in all my days."
"Yes you handsome Scottish devil, that's because I'm English!"
"Yes you handsome Scottish devil, that's because I'm English!"
by Lord of Judging Women August 14, 2008
to be Englished — v. to be unnecessarily addressed, and/or assisted (verbally or by means of written script) in pidgin English (by some ignorant but well-meaning local, rather than in the local language. ). This will usually happen to ex-pats, especially in countries still developing and/or with little exposure/ to foreigners and with poor international level education, like Japan.
"I got Englished in the bookstore this afternoon by an old Japanese hag asking me where I was from. Then I got bloomin' Englished again in the "Pig and Whistle", handed a gobbledegook Romaji menu after I'd already ordered in Japanese, for feck's sake..."
by Deke Miller April 08, 2007
a mix of german,french,celtic, and norse dialects that is now i think the most used language in the world
random fact more people speak english in china than the in the USA
a people who colonised most of the world including america much to their annoyence lol they can take the piss with all their false stereotypes such as the constant use of toodle pip and other random shite no1 has sed since the 1800s but ur just takn the piss outta ur family lol
hardly any1 speaks posh lyk the queen only the odd wierdo or american tryn to fit in...
english is split in2 many accents such as liverpudlian, brummie, cornish, devonian, cockney, queen's, mancs and many more the accents are known to change between towns seperated by no more than a few miles!
given the grammar is fukd up but thats language but whn u think other europian languages give objects genders which changes verb form and all sorts of shit just accept and get over it
random fact more people speak english in china than the in the USA
a people who colonised most of the world including america much to their annoyence lol they can take the piss with all their false stereotypes such as the constant use of toodle pip and other random shite no1 has sed since the 1800s but ur just takn the piss outta ur family lol
hardly any1 speaks posh lyk the queen only the odd wierdo or american tryn to fit in...
english is split in2 many accents such as liverpudlian, brummie, cornish, devonian, cockney, queen's, mancs and many more the accents are known to change between towns seperated by no more than a few miles!
given the grammar is fukd up but thats language but whn u think other europian languages give objects genders which changes verb form and all sorts of shit just accept and get over it
fav american line: ...would be speaking german unless we won the war
English answer: .... would not be living or would be speakn french or spanish if we hadn't colonised :P
English answer: .... would not be living or would be speakn french or spanish if we hadn't colonised :P
by Britain isnt England dickhead March 25, 2008
by Van thomas April 17, 2018
by The Wadinator January 27, 2008
The person is asking if harm was done. It can be traced back from the following degeneration:
1. "Are you okay?"
2. "You okay?"
3. "u k?"
4. "U.K.?"
1. "Are you okay?"
2. "You okay?"
3. "u k?"
4. "U.K.?"
by Wordasdfd November 28, 2009