English is a language. It's in countries such as England and America.

It's also dumb.

if it wer spelt laik it sounded it wod lok laik dis

English is a subject in school. Normally you write or learn about history in English. English has many rules and not a lot of people agree with these rule. For example when texting people often don't put punctuation at the end of a sentence.

A language you can learn from a young age but never really understand.

Why the fuck do you need the definition of English you fucking idiot

The word weebs hate.