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A fairly ordinary english person with an uneven suntan on her or his ankles caused by wearing socks while out in the sun.
Juno Temple interview published the Guardian on 23rd June 2012 where she describes a nude movie scene she played in the film Killer Joe with Matthew McConaughey:
"And he gets to keep his kit on and I'm like a fucking English yam with a sock tan."
"And he gets to keep his kit on and I'm like a fucking English yam with a sock tan."
by Rog the Dodge June 28, 2012
Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015