english muffin time

Generally around 6am, which is the average time english muffins are consumed

"Hey man ill meet you there at about english muffin time okay?"

"Nah thats too early, how about 8"

by exceptional September 6, 2013

english muffin top

when a girl has a muffin top as a result of eating too many english muffins

By golly, that girl with the english muffin top has been eating english muffins all day long!

by ohhfiasco February 3, 2010

worse than you're mom gay but not as bad at your dad lesbian, your granny tranny, ur sister a mister or ur grandpap a trap

1: ur mom gay

2: no u
1: you're cousin an english muffin

by Circ3 March 16, 2018

A sexual act involving mashed potatoes on genitals, while consuming an English Muffin.

Emily did the English Muffin Mashed Potato last night. Everyone saw her at that party. My innocence is lost.

by Kellyissofab April 25, 2011

When a lady is on the last day of her period and has her nooks and crannies cleaned out by a big dick.

Damn, you gave me a Thomas English Muffin. Don’t even need a panty liner now. Looks like apple butter.

by SkidmarkParade January 14, 2022

Code that is written in a way such that there are numerous nooks and crannies that make it nearly impossible to test thoroughly

"The testing team needs to cancel their summer plans to handle regression testing all this English muffin code."