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Mark: you I got some English muffin last night after we left the bar

Zack: ew, bro. Stop going for those hoes and get a real girl.
by Mo-nica May 04, 2019
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A stuck up, old, english person that corrects your grammer...or really anything they can correct with their nose in the air.
grandson:
I laaahhned good in biohlagy today grandma

british grandma: you leehhned GOOD young mahnn?!?!?

grandson: LEHNED WELL grandmuthah LEHNED WELL!! reeaally, you ah SUCH an ENGLISH MUFFIN!!!
by PANduhPAANTS October 13, 2008
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someone who is a british bastard or just of british accent.

someone who looks like an english muffin
your a gayass englishmuffin.
by Byakuya Kuchiki April 16, 2010
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An english muffin is another way of fagot or gay in British culture
your quite an English muffin aren’t you.
by jdubcdub March 05, 2020
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