the act of oral sex performed on a woman while she defecates; a gender-reversal of the blumpkin

A British girl with a very loose vagina

An English girl's pussy

1. A term for someone from England, taken from the breakfast food that is The English Muffin;

2. Can sometimes be used in a negative way, as in saying a person is soft.

English men of slight build. Often wearers of cardigans and smokers of pipe tobacco. A refined gentlemen.

A competitive party sport in which a group of young males sit around an English muffin, trying to ejaculate semen onto the muffin before anyone else does. The last to erupt is the loser, and has to eat the glazed muffin.

A silly British kid who does not understand the American ways.