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The act of defacating on the topmost area of ones head.
Seth squatted atop Michaela's head and let loose a sticky brown log, creating an English Tophat.
by Brent Wilson February 19, 2006
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Jul 5 Word of the Day
"I'll be back from vacation soon. How are my fish doing?"
"Yeah, about that... 😅"

"He went to choke the chicken..."
"But that's animal abuse! How are you guys okay with this?!"
"I don't think that's what he meant by that 😅"
by wasabiMP July 08, 2016
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