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A pretty damn shit place to live. But it's better than America to be honest. We shouldn't help the motherfucking yanks kill thousands of people in Iraq. Are they not old enough to fight their own war? We DO NOT say 'good old chap' and shit like that. We do brush our teeth and not all of us smoke. Just some of the random crap the yanks have been writing about England. It's still a shithole. But if it wern't for us, theyre wouldn't be a America. We were the ones that made a pilgramige to America and they took it over and now the buggers hate us? Well you have a crap leader. Well so do we. SHH.The Queens pretty shit aswell. She dosen't do much. In a nutshell, both America and England are shit countries.
by The Snow Man August 31, 2006
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A country, quite like any other country. Not all of us are the stereotype as we don't all sit around all day drinking tea and eating crumpets while speaking in our Sherlock Holmes voices. Some places have been overrun by chavs, and some places are still quite nice but do have quite a few pricks walking the streets with their fags in their mouths and their hats on backwards while saying the word SWAG repeatedly, but trailer trash is the American version of chavs, because nowhere in the world is free of pricks or perfect. Which I'm sure is a shock to some people.
It's a country with loads of culture and it's not just fields or London. It's good for holidays, because London manages to cram loads of shops in while having some of the most interesting places in the world, like the London Eye (biggest ferris wheel in the world) and some places that are just fucking terrifying like M&M World (4 floors worth of chocolate, you can smell it streets away, and yes I know they're in America too). Oh, and not everyone is a football-obsessed chav here either.
England is just a country, though. Sure, it's had achievements in the past, but that doesn't give English people permission to act like a bitch to other people in different countries, and it doesn't give people the authority to judge every single person in a country based on some dumb stereotype they heard a while ago and have never actually met enough English people to judge them properly.
It's a country with loads of culture and it's not just fields or London. It's good for holidays, because London manages to cram loads of shops in while having some of the most interesting places in the world, like the London Eye (biggest ferris wheel in the world) and some places that are just fucking terrifying like M&M World (4 floors worth of chocolate, you can smell it streets away, and yes I know they're in America too). Oh, and not everyone is a football-obsessed chav here either.
England is just a country, though. Sure, it's had achievements in the past, but that doesn't give English people permission to act like a bitch to other people in different countries, and it doesn't give people the authority to judge every single person in a country based on some dumb stereotype they heard a while ago and have never actually met enough English people to judge them properly.
England is a country. Not all of us are like the stereotypes as we don't all sit around all day drinking tea and eating crumpets while speaking in our Sherlock Holmes voices. Some places have been overrun by chavs, and some places are still quite nice but do have quite a few pricks walking the streets with their fags in their mouths and their hats on backwards while saying the word SWAG repeatedly, but trailer trash is the American version of chavs, because nowhere in the world is free of pricks or perfect. Which I'm sure is a shock to some people.
by Owliye September 01, 2013
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Amazing place that the british non-english people hate for no other reason but holding a grudge about something that no-one alive can even remember. Oh and they're jealous because we are bigger/ more powerful than them and when people say 'british' they really mean 'english'.
The non-english british also like to complain about how they are discriminated against by the english when really the english don't even think about them and the only thing that'd come in to their mind if you spoke to them was 'cool accent'.
I love you all really but LET IT GO! I haven't done anything to you! Sorry I was born in England!
Oh I'm excluding the Welsh btw, I'n not even sure they speak.
The non-english british also like to complain about how they are discriminated against by the english when really the english don't even think about them and the only thing that'd come in to their mind if you spoke to them was 'cool accent'.
I love you all really but LET IT GO! I haven't done anything to you! Sorry I was born in England!
Oh I'm excluding the Welsh btw, I'n not even sure they speak.
English doctor/ nice guy: Hey you have such a cool accent, maybe I can buy you a drink and show you around after I finish saving peoples lives at the hospital. OH I can't actually, I'm looking after my children so my wife can have some much deserved fun :)
Scottish/Irishman: Yeah that sounds great you sound like a- Hold on??? Was tha a english accent I hear?!?! I don' associate wit bastards frum England!!! Now take yer English bastard self away frum meh!! Meh anscetor's wrath is comin' to yeh, yeh cunt, one day we'll conquer yeh and I'll laugh in yer fuckin pansy english face!
Englishman: I'll take that as a no then?
Scottish/Irishman: Yeah that sounds great you sound like a- Hold on??? Was tha a english accent I hear?!?! I don' associate wit bastards frum England!!! Now take yer English bastard self away frum meh!! Meh anscetor's wrath is comin' to yeh, yeh cunt, one day we'll conquer yeh and I'll laugh in yer fuckin pansy english face!
Englishman: I'll take that as a no then?
by omnibenevolent January 18, 2011