The enabling neighbor; A grown man that may be considered a ‘bad influence’ by his neighbor’s wife on her husband. A trigger man or catalyst for enabling your suppressed bad habits to flourish through all hours of the night. An eneighborer will lure you over to his house for ‘one drink’ with music and nice patio lights and before you know it, you’re piss drunk trying to find your way home even though it’s right next door. On a Tuesday.

A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.