a really stupid action typically at work/with coworkers or picked up by the press that cause you to lose your job and possibly career

A manhood so large that when it is viewed by other men it causes them to experience feelings of inadequecy, jealousy, fear, loathing, and even hatred which can consequently end a friendship.

A virus, stomach bug, or illness that causes simultaneous vomiting and diarrhea.

Can create a quandary of which end of the body should be using the toilet: the head or the butt?

The combination creates one of the worst smells known to man.

One of the best series of books ever, guy above me got most of it, but missed a few of the short stories, investment councelor, christmas in battle school(i think that this is made, or will be), teachers pest, and the one about young john paul

The book that makes you like a mass murderer.

A fat ass dragon who attacks the world and kills people by eating them. It can be found in the wild and if you find it, quickly run away and hide until it finds another person to eat. If it doesn't go away then threaten to show a picture of donald trump making a huge dump.

A waster who is so stupid and pointless in their existence that they may as well not even have a brain or indeed a head in which to keep one. Someone who believes tracksuit bottoms and rock port boots look good together and thinks Argos jewellery is 'dead fukn classy like pet'.

Usually a scally,pikey,kev,townie, charver,trailer trash,cracker or indeed any form of looser