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A term created by author Jeff Brown, Enbullshitment is the ungrounded and unreal version of heightened consciousness (aka 'Enlightenment') that is advocated by the new age movement. Where enlightenment naturally includes all elements of reality, enbullshitment only includes those aspects of reality that are comfortable and convenient. Self-avoidance masquerading as expanded awareness.
I used to sit before a guru who i thought was enlightened, but then i realized he was just a master of enbullshitment. He was motivated by egoic, financial and sexual things, and not by any real effort to deepen his consciousness.
by Yehudah May 22, 2014
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Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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