A feeling of no emotion
by Rising demon August 31, 2015
when someone has their house to themselves due to their parents being on holiday etc. usually resulting in parties, booze, drugs, clunge and the occasional 'mad cunt' who turns up just to cause trouble by 1. stealing your microwave or 2. shitting in your kettle
by mad cunt1 February 22, 2011
When someone trying to get money from an ATM thinks there is something wrong with the machine and repeatetly tries swiping his card but in reality he is broke
A friend calling me on the phone:
"dude, where are you? there are tons of hot chicks at this party!
me:
"sorry, I am stuck behind some douche at the ATM, I don't think he realizes he is AT-Empty
"dude, where are you? there are tons of hot chicks at this party!
me:
"sorry, I am stuck behind some douche at the ATM, I don't think he realizes he is AT-Empty
by hutt083 February 5, 2011
The feeling, or rather the lack of it that one wishes to fulfill but can never/most of the time seem to get it right.
OR
By the common standards of this website (AKA sexual references everywhere) when you are having a great wank and you feel so f*cking good but the moment after you orgasm, everything is gone (Quite literally).
OR
By the common standards of this website (AKA sexual references everywhere) when you are having a great wank and you feel so f*cking good but the moment after you orgasm, everything is gone (Quite literally).
1Taken from the song Uzbekistan by The Sound of Animals Fighting:
They're defecting us
They're extracting us
The world owes me nothing, it's given me a great deal
Is this emptiness part of being human?
2Dan decided that instead of joining his colleagues on a Saturday night, he'd spend his time on his room wanking instead.
As soon as he hit ctrl + shift + n, he typed directly on the browser's url bar the key words: "Kelly Divine anal" and proceeded to produce a monologue whilst touching his genitals.
"-OMG, she's too hot, holy shit, holy fuck, hooooooooooooooooooooooooly...... oh"
After ejaculating, all the temporary excitement seemed to vanish as Dan withered in a strange lack of all the good feelings he was experimenting.
Is this emptiness part of being human?
They're defecting us
They're extracting us
The world owes me nothing, it's given me a great deal
Is this emptiness part of being human?
2Dan decided that instead of joining his colleagues on a Saturday night, he'd spend his time on his room wanking instead.
As soon as he hit ctrl + shift + n, he typed directly on the browser's url bar the key words: "Kelly Divine anal" and proceeded to produce a monologue whilst touching his genitals.
"-OMG, she's too hot, holy shit, holy fuck, hooooooooooooooooooooooooly...... oh"
After ejaculating, all the temporary excitement seemed to vanish as Dan withered in a strange lack of all the good feelings he was experimenting.
Is this emptiness part of being human?
by Silent Fuck February 11, 2015
When something unfortunate has happened to someone, or they have to do something they would rather not, it leaves them with a sense of internal emptiness as a result.
OR
They are just really fucken pissed off.
OR
They are just really fucken pissed off.
Eddies' got the mass empties, he woke up and realised someone had stolen his darts. Empties for Eddie.
by EddieTheCookieMuncher445 May 4, 2022
by mrpauldavidson April 29, 2016
slang word for cans of empty beers, left over the next morning after a long night of solid partying.
by see_oh October 13, 2008