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The appearance of a womans breasts when she has used a wonderbra to hoist her saggy tits so high that it gives the look of an empty shelf or mantlepiece

Usually a give away when the top of the shelf is flat as opposed to rounded. A genuine rack would have a rounded top
Just be advised mate thats an empty shelf not the real mcCoy
by Montiero is the worst Chris November 23, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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