In the wide, wide world of drug cartels and art thievery, one purveyor of potent potables and purloined paintings stands above the rest. Juandaro's Discount Picasso and Blow Emporium serves only the finest in reduced-price drawings and low-cost drugs. Juandaro himself is a figure of myth - nay, legend. It is said he drives a chariot of pure awesome and caters personally to even the lowliest of art collectors and cocaine addicts. Although an actual branch of the JDPBE is often difficult to find, if you believe it in your heart, Juandaro and his shady establishment will never be out of your reach.
"Gee, Wilkins, I sure would fancy a new Thomas Kinkade and an ounce."

"I whole-heartedly agree, Johnson. Let us at once to the closest Juandaro's Discount Picasso and Blow Emporium for the satiation of our mutual hunger of art and hard drugs."

"Verily."
by Juandaro's Branch Office April 28, 2007
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An imaginary place where a nice gentleman can be "found". He comes from a notable background. He is clean, noble and will make a fine husband.
This week I have a date with a fine guy that I got from the Gentlemen's Emporium. This guy will be a lot better than the hook-up that came from ManDonalds.
by MauMauTheVege December 21, 2011
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The unnamed location in Fortnite to the northeast of Flush Factory
Yo guys, let's land in The Emporium this match
by NotKye May 11, 2018
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When one finds themselves in a room full of stupid people. That person then knows he/she is superior to the rest of the people, but the mass amount of the stupid peeps makes them better then you. This mostly happens because they have the backup of each other, but you are alone (you being the only educated person).
Joe: Dude, I went to this party and everyone there was an idiots! It was such a huge wonder cow emporium!

Bob: That sucks, bro. You should of called me for backup!
by Owen Bay January 07, 2012
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