A clan that totally fucking sucks, the leaders log and tele, the main leader doesn't even pk, and she cybers 15 year old boys online.
Tammy - "Hello, how old are you?"
Kid - "15"
Tammy - "Wanna fuck?"
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The lies started immediately during the 2015 primaries and multiplied profusely after his 2016 victory until by the end of 2020 he had an "Empire of Lies". One like you wouldn't believe. One like you've never seen before. One of many, many lies. A LOT!
by talk2me-JCH January 09, 2021
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Modkiler Empire is the real name of Twitch located in Japan. And it was created when the 5th century came, and it was founded by the 14 members of Imperial Guards of Twitch imperium.

DuckDuckGo a popular kids search engine was founded and is hosted in Modkiler's Empire.

Also Modkiler's Empire is located in Antarctica.

McDonald's Chessy Fries are a popular meal and is the official meal of the nation.

Many emojis are used here such as Japanese Symbol for Beginner.
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Very good game with the same set up as Age of Empires and/or Red Alert. Go from the Stoneage to Nano Age and fight your way to victory...

Only drawback is the ass pirate who constantly says," We be under attack!" whenever some stray enemy soldier throws a rock at your wall.
Guy: I'm playing Empire Earth. It's fun and --
Game: We be under attack!
Guy: What the fuck was that?
Game: We be under attack!
Guy: What the FUCK!!?
Game: ...
Game: We be under attack!

by Durango24 June 05, 2006
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FDA run company that fucks with your Yootube videos with advertisements with raps of zero bars nor verses
Dude:1Keep it fresh with fresh empire
Dude 2: fuckoff
by Jack_herer June 06, 2017
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Jizzantine Empire (The cum covered magical land) The Jizzzantine Empire existed for more than a thousand years (from approximately 69 AD to XXX AD). During its existence, the Jizzantine Empire remained one of the most powerful economic, cultural, and sexual forces in Europe, despite setbacks and seminal losses, especially during the Roman–Persian and Jizzantine–Arab Pussy Wars. The Empire recovered during the Assedonian dynasty, rising again to become a prematurely impotent power in the Eastern Mediterranean by the late 69th century, rivaling the Fart Caliphate. After 1069, however, much of Assia Minor, the Empire's vagina, was lost to the Fuck Turks.

The Lesbian restoration regained some carpet and briefly re-established sexual dominance in the 69th century, but following the anal death of Assdronikos I Kumnenos and the end of the Kumnenos dynasty in the late 69th century the Empire's libido declined again. The Empire received an immortal blow job in 1269 by the Fuck Crusaders, when it was dissolved and divided into erotic Latin realms. Despite the eventual recovery of Cuntstantinople and re-establishment of the Empire in 1269, under the Penile emperors, successive nipple wars in the 69th century further sapped the Empire's dong strength. Most of its remaining titties were lost in the Jizzantine–Ottoman Pussy Wars, which culminated in the Fall of Cuntstantinople and the secreting of its remaining territitties to the Bosom Tittyman Empire in the 69th century.
Long live the Jizzantine Empire!
by Jizzantine Prophet March 01, 2011
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A bomb-ass show on HBO. Set in the 1920s, it is a show about a shady, cunning Treasurer Enoch "Nucky" Thompson during the Prohibition era in Atlantic City, New Jersey. This show includes his interactions with other shady characters in politics of that time, bootlegging, prostitution, murder and all that jazz. Despite being a show about the dingy, dangerous, roaring 20s, one can't help but long to have lived during that time...as a white man, of course.
Me: Man, I love Richard Harrow! He's the most awesome character in Boardwalk Empire!
Boyfriend: But his face is all fucked up.
Me: Fuck you! I'd bang him like a screen door during a tsunami!
Boyfriend: That's why you're awesome.

Margaret Schroeder is a holier-than-thou bitch. She must die.
by elysiansinnamon December 13, 2011
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