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When you have a coughing fit like someone with emphysema after swallowing a load of semen/female ejaculate.
*takes cum in mouth*
*Starts aggressively coughing and wheezing*
"Did you hear about Jane with Johnny last week? Apparently she emphysemened at the end"
by littledeathaddict May 15, 2020
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The condition that causes semen to dry up and harden before it exits the penis. It can be contracted as an STD or develop naturally. It can be alleviated by either pouring water into the penis or by removing the shaft and slowly forcing the harder semen out of the end, and reattaching it. There is no cure. The ancient Incas used the substance produced in emphysemen as mortar for their structures.
Marvin contracted emphysemen from a dead hooker on the street corner.
by idot7 June 16, 2021
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