An 86 minute long commercial

A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.

The cringiest thing in the world. I mean, I knew that Hollywood was running out of ideas, but this is a new low.

Congratulations Hollywood, you've sunk rock bottom on ideas for kids to watch. Emojis are now ruined forever.

Did I mention that it has a 9% critics rating and a 40% audience approval?

Wow this is movie is hell cramped in a room don't waste your time watching it

Cancer.

A shitty attempt at a cashgrab. The emoji movie fails as a movie in every possible way.

Nothing can define this Nightmare. It's "shit-factor" extends beyond to what a Black Hole can Succ. Anything that makes contact to this entity will be obliterated and would have a 99.99% chance of becoming not only blind and deaf, but also have their arms and legs severed from the waves of light that blast out of the screen. Nothing is sacred; not even the Sailor Cartoon Movie Reboot that everyone wanted.

An outright masterpiece, it’s the Norton Shakspeare for this generation. It has one countless Oscars and countless awards in animation, voice acting, and the movement of the story.