Sony Pictures decided to throw a party, and one of the workers brought drugs. The whole HQ got stoned, then one guy decided to fuck another man, in an emoji outfit. The man soon after, gave birth to the emoji movie.
Guy: So, what do you think of the emoji movie?
Girl: It was mankind's biggest mistake. It is worse than the holocaust.
Girl: It was mankind's biggest mistake. It is worse than the holocaust.
by UselessW33b June 15, 2017
by chazthelad March 01, 2021
by Capertittle November 11, 2017
This phrase means that something (mainly movies) are very bad. The Emoji Movie is a movie released by Sony Animations in 2017. However it was received very poorly.
by LeMate July 29, 2017
The amazing animated movie by Sony Animations. It is the greatest movie of all time. Ask jacksfilms.
by quitenifty April 13, 2018
A brilliant shakespearian masterpiece, a movie hitchcock would cry in complete and utter joy
it's a story made for all ages, made to please all and it does it story well
its deeper themes and meanings strike a cord within us all, truly a masterpiece of the ages
i give a perfect Poop Emoji/Dab Emoji
it's a story made for all ages, made to please all and it does it story well
its deeper themes and meanings strike a cord within us all, truly a masterpiece of the ages
i give a perfect Poop Emoji/Dab Emoji
random heathen: did you see the emoji movie? it sucked ass
*jesus christ himself appears*
Jesus Motherfucking Christ:boi, that's some bullshiet, go wash it with my ass
*jesus christ himself appears*
Jesus Motherfucking Christ:boi, that's some bullshiet, go wash it with my ass
by a faggot fagoat October 29, 2017
I'm gonna be real right now... I went to see it and it was half decent... Pretty dark though... However, alike Frozen and so many othermovies, this one is sure to get old. It had a TON of Adult Humor in it and those were the parts I could laugh at! And it got... 7 PERCENT ON ROTTEN TOMATOS!!! So, I'm being honest... Don't set your expectations high. I had to get a beer before seeing it! For a movie with no purpose I'd give it a 5/10. The Emoji Movie was ok
by notTHATmovie August 05, 2017

