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An Eskimo that clubs seals to release the inner teenage angst that builds up inside of them while they listen to my chemical whatever.
The modern Emo Eskimo blogs to myspace as a means of venting, but in the end it makes the situation worse because the gloves worn at the time of blogging in the Igloo of Self Hate, make typos Periodicly.
The modern Emo Eskimo blogs to myspace as a means of venting, but in the end it makes the situation worse because the gloves worn at the time of blogging in the Igloo of Self Hate, make typos Periodicly.
How has that Igloo not melted yet, it is halfway through august?!!
The black cold heart of the Emo Eskimo inside must be keeping it frozen.
The black cold heart of the Emo Eskimo inside must be keeping it frozen.
by ArbitraryElf May 17, 2009
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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when the hood of an emo asian (preferably korean, who is dating a white scooterer) is lifted up above their head.
by J-sTeezy November 03, 2007