One of the unfortunate bastards with this name that isn't a tourist or the Irish equivalent of a chav.

These rare creatures have an intelligence and loyalty second to none but are constantly haunted by any nametags or letters for them.
Person A: Hey, what's your name?

Person B: Nice to meet ya, it's Emmet. How about you?

Person A: ... I... I have to go...

Person B: Oh God not again ;-;
by NotEmmet February 05, 2010
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The smallest penis ever. Probably very short and stubby with intense red skin. Emmet probably has a crush on a girl that hates him but he wont let her go. This obsession turns into stalking and hurt feelings. He may seem cool and athletic but is really scared of the dark and sleeps in his parents rooms most nights. His friends don't like him and he is a tool. Emmet is impolite punk who can be ratted on and hated.
That boy is such an Emmet!
by Imusynottellalie100 February 26, 2017
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As a reference to The Lego Movie, and the amazing masterpiece it is, and the awesome main character, Emmet, played by Chris Pratt. (Chris Pratt has the transcendent title of "Ultimate Emmet Swag".) It's when an actor has become so good as an actor, that he gets the highest title of quality.
- "Michael Caine is such a good actor, he has Emmet Swag."

- "Matthew McConaughey gets all the goods- awards, fame, and Emmet Swag."
by Jacobawitz1 July 05, 2014
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What hillbillies believe to be God's true name.
YAHWIST PREACHER: Yahweh is the true name of God the Father, whereas Yahshua HaMashiach is the true name of Jesus Christ...

(After the sermon)

HILLBILLY: Gee, preacher, I was amazed to find out that God's true name is Yahweh. I always thought it was Emmet.

PREACHER: "Emmet"? I never heard that one before! What made you think that God's true name was Emmet?

HILLBILLY: Cuz when my Dad was mad he'd always say "God Emmet"!
by Billy Bob Benson June 24, 2006
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this is the boy who IS SO FREAKING ANNOYING. like they have that chipmunk voice and love fingerboards. they probably have add or adhd and can’t stay still. (they also are really short) a john emmet also wear vans ALL DAY
“omg it’s john emmet! he’s freaking SHORT
by bry2022 February 21, 2020
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The nickname given to very upstanding white gentlemen whose dick is longer than your life span, gets bitches like he is at a dog pound and is an all around fucking awesome guy
look at that guy with all those girls following him around, they must call him el emmet
by Africanamericanexpress April 26, 2015
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A guy who likes big dick in his asshole. He likes to be the catcher in games. One thing everyone should know is he good at getting anal
He likes dick so he is a emmet
by Lmp1345 January 05, 2017
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