The smallest penis ever. Probably very short and stubby with intense red skin. Emmet probably has a crush on a girl that hates him but he wont let her go. This obsession turns into stalking and hurt feelings. He may seem cool and athletic but is really scared of the dark and sleeps in his parents rooms most nights. His friends don't like him and he is a tool. Emmet is impolite punk who can be ratted on and hated.
That boy is such an Emmet!
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by Imusynottellalie100 February 26, 2017
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YAHWIST PREACHER: Yahweh is the true name of God the Father, whereas Yahshua HaMashiach is the true name of Jesus Christ...
(After the sermon)
HILLBILLY: Gee, preacher, I was amazed to find out that God's true name is Yahweh. I always thought it was Emmet.
PREACHER: "Emmet"? I never heard that one before! What made you think that God's true name was Emmet?
HILLBILLY: Cuz when my Dad was mad he'd always say "God Emmet"!
(After the sermon)
HILLBILLY: Gee, preacher, I was amazed to find out that God's true name is Yahweh. I always thought it was Emmet.
PREACHER: "Emmet"? I never heard that one before! What made you think that God's true name was Emmet?
HILLBILLY: Cuz when my Dad was mad he'd always say "God Emmet"!
by Billy Bob Benson June 24, 2006
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A guy who likes big dick in his asshole. He likes to be the catcher in games. One thing everyone should know is he good at getting anal
by Lmp1345 January 05, 2017
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emmet is the kinda guy to show his ass on omegle and get your computer banned from ever using it again
Emmet is a massive cunt
by debrajoefan95 July 17, 2019
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Emmet is the funniest person. He loves hanging out with friends. He’s very athletic. He’s a really big savage. He has a soft spot and if your lucky you’ll see that soft spot of his. He’s a really loving person. He loves to make others laugh. He has the best smile. He’s really handsome.
by Daniel bronsky February 09, 2019
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a fucking piece of shit that doesent know anything about the real world.
this person is also know to get angry easily and doesnt care about his friends or family.
this person is also know to get angry easily and doesnt care about his friends or family.
Your such a Emmet.
by Soggy Buns November 06, 2020
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