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Greatest alive. funnier than all friends. largest dick. athletic. all girls like him. A NON CELEBRITY KANYE MIXED WITH KOBE AND VINCE CARTER.
by Darn tootin February 27, 2017
Apr 22 Word of the Day
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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A boy whom god gave to the world as a gift. He is athletic, intelligent, versatile, and amazing. You are lucky to be friends with Emmet if you meet one.
by MyWordsAreTrue December 22, 2017
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a killjoy, somebody who is paranoid at parties and social gathering. feels the need to ruin the fun of others. has negative connotations. not to be confused with the responsible person who wont let people drink and drive and parties and calls cabs.
by CAKECHEF December 12, 2010
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Emmet / Emmit
One of thousands of stinking, sweating tourists that haul their fat arses down to Cornwall every summer and pollute our beaches with their foul stench, beer cans, used condoms and mcdonalds wrappers.
Easily identifiable by their crisp red skin, "damn seagulls" hat, and Fat Willy's jumper.
One of thousands of stinking, sweating tourists that haul their fat arses down to Cornwall every summer and pollute our beaches with their foul stench, beer cans, used condoms and mcdonalds wrappers.
Easily identifiable by their crisp red skin, "damn seagulls" hat, and Fat Willy's jumper.
by blimp August 20, 2003
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annoying chav/northerners that in the summer, cover our cornish beaches like a carpet, leaving not even a square inch of space for locals such as myself to sit down. they also throw chips to huge evil flocks of seagulls in the middle of town, saying 'ere, kelleh, kev, look at the luvleh berrds'.
they never listen to lifeguards and float in between the red and yellow flags on their inflatable rings and bodyboards that they can't steer. on lucky occasions they'll fall asleep and turn to a crisp hot pink, before falling off and screaming 'elp meh am drahning' in 4ft of water.
they never listen to lifeguards and float in between the red and yellow flags on their inflatable rings and bodyboards that they can't steer. on lucky occasions they'll fall asleep and turn to a crisp hot pink, before falling off and screaming 'elp meh am drahning' in 4ft of water.
by crinnydude February 18, 2006
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Emmet, dirty scumbags from southern Ireland, not a knacker or a chav but close
One who uses cheap pick up lines to get humiliated and
wears a kurt russell t-shirt symbolising his love for him.
One who likes not to shower or bathe
One who never changes their clothes
The word emmet can be used to explain the crude, dirty, anti social, crminal acts they participate in
One who uses cheap pick up lines to get humiliated and
wears a kurt russell t-shirt symbolising his love for him.
One who likes not to shower or bathe
One who never changes their clothes
The word emmet can be used to explain the crude, dirty, anti social, crminal acts they participate in
thats one emmet of a beard you got there(you need to shave that raccoon off your face you dirty bastard)
that emmet on the newspaper should be sent to jail
they like to emmet(shag)sheep
ya shower of emmets(bastards)
that emmet on the newspaper should be sent to jail
they like to emmet(shag)sheep
ya shower of emmets(bastards)
by chris chaivoksy October 01, 2007