Someone who wears skinny jeans and masturbates frequently thinking he has a big penis because he believes asain people have smaller ones.
Girl 1: "Hey did you hear he masturbates everyday?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, omg he is such a emiliano!"
by GetActive December 18, 2010
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Emiliano is the worst person ever he acts gay he does not shut up and he is very annoying pretty much the worst person ever
Person 1: Emiliano is a terrible person
Person 2: Agreed
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Emiliano is quite an athletic person that doesn't try ever, he relies on others to complete his homework. Emiliano is most likely to dig girls named Josie. he is a dick to most people except close friends. An Emiliano would be known as a person to masturbate to the sound of the bubble guppies theme song. He also enjoys soccer and comes from a Mexican backround
"Likes soccer girls, what an Emiliano"
"A dick ... What an emiliano
by BigWigglyChogg November 24, 2017
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Emiliano is the best guy ever. I couldn't have asked for a better guy than him, he's everything ive ever wanted. He's cute, funny, sweet, kind, loving, respectful, and soooo good looking 😍 i can't even explain how in love I am with him, inside and out. Ive never looked at another guy the way i look at him. Everytime I see him, i feel at peace because I know hes near me. Whenever im hugging him or smell him, I feel soo safe. I feel like nothing could ever harm me because I have him. Its the best feeling in the world when I get to hug and kiss him. I've never been more grateful to have someone like this in my life. He's my everything, my baby, mi happiness, my future husband, my bestfriend, and the reason I smile. I want to spend the rest of my life with him ❤ I can't wait until the day I get to call him my husband and tell him that we're having a baby, I can't wait to give him that joy in life. My heart melts at even the thought of him or the mention of his name. His kisses are the best, they always make me feel better. Whenever im with him, i feel sooo happy. Hes the perfect guy for me. He's the guy i'm going to marry some day ♥ Can't wait till you see this either baby 😙
Fernando: Emiliano is soo hot!
Me: I knoow right 👅
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is the HOTTEST dude you’ll ever meet. man, they’re actually so perfect.

godly at video games, perfect body, pretty face and voice, best music taste, best fashion sense a guy could possibly have, funny as hell and a perfect mean to flirt ratio.

he’s a very caring guy and once you meet one you’ll fall in love with them right away. never let them go you’ll wanna keep them forever.
girl 1: who is that guy? they’re so attractive.

girl 2: that’s emiliano he’s so hot dude

girl 1: GAAAWWHHDAMNNN
by purplefanta May 17, 2022
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Emiliano is the kind of guy that treats you like you deserve the whole world and will always put you first no matter the situation. he’s the best person you could ever be with. he listens and pays attention to everything you say or do. he remembers absolutely everything and he will always cheer you up when you are feeling down, he also gives the best advice for any situation you are dealing with
i am dating emiliano, he’s the best!
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Someone who think's they know everything. They usually are COMPLETE DOUCHE BAGS; they smoke a lot of weed and are raging alcoholics. They may also be theatre freaks and are known for their homosexual lifestyles.
Emiliano: "Stop eating"
you: "why?"

Emiliano: "You're fat"
you: )':
by biggest bitch ever(:< November 17, 2010
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