by Horatio Nigasaki February 23, 2008
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
by MihelleDelle November 29, 2011
Emil is a guy who loves working.who is a amazing lover good friend funny and loves playing sports also pretty active smart. A man with an extremely large penis(12 inches)
He is very confident and walks with a limp.
Look at that confident man with a limp.
Definitely an Emil .when women get near him they get extremely wet...
He is very confident and walks with a limp.
Look at that confident man with a limp.
Definitely an Emil .when women get near him they get extremely wet...
by Domingo May 09, 2017
by Zhurka420 January 09, 2018
Guy (usually European) who has a strange life; he has strange pet/s (e.g. puffins) and a strange family.
by sighkick June 28, 2018
A guy with a big heart ready to love someone even though he is shy to show his love and affection; The girl of his dreams will start with the letter: M,P,S,L,C and T, in there nameππππ
by jake_hmlk24 April 22, 2018
May 29 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

