A Transcendentalist during the middle 1800s, who wrote essays like Nature and Self-Reliance, both garbage works of literature where he rambles on about nature and whatever other bullshit he can think of. Long winded sentences that have no meaning, yet we actually read this idiot. Emerson has actually been proven to be a flaming homosexual with his protege, Henry David Thoreau, who lived in a fucking log cabin all his life, masterbating a lot.
All the teachers say that you shouldn't write like that idiot Emerson.
by Winky March 04, 2005
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He will treat a girl like a queen and buy her things and he will love you unconditionally
Austin clay Emerson) hey baby want to go shopping to get you something

Girl)no baby I don’t need nothing.
Austin clay Emerson)ok I love you my queen
by Yeetyret January 11, 2018
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"You want to come to my place and listen to records?"
"I would, but my Emerson, Lake & Palmer vinyl is scratchy."
by Mr. XXXXX January 01, 2008
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a school filled with a bunch of sexy people from the stinky and tiny town of emerson new jersey. all the students that attend the school either play sports, are in the play, debate, or even horse girls!! some furries too!! an amazing school to send your kid to if you love a shitty education system and seventeen year olds who think they are wolves and foxes! there have been a few movies made there as well. some of the teachers are cool but others are kinda smelly. ledge is one of the only acceptions
shawty: i love emerson junior senior high school
me: emerson junior senior high school is stinky there were ants in my bagel one time :( no
by stinky stinky oopsie May 01, 2020
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The most shittiest high school in all of New Jersey & Shittiest high school you will ever be in your life The special education will literally treat you like a baby if you’re really autistic And seek grown ass kids play Minecraft you will have a 45% chance of being raped by someone or a Junior in that school please warn your parents don’t go to this fucking school
Yo bro Emerson Jr/Sr high school NJ is a crappy school don’t go there
by Lumpy funker August 02, 2019
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the sweetest couple to ever be. Both have liked each other for ages and will always be there for each other.

Megan and Emerson. AKA the perfect pair.
you: who are they?
me: megan and emerson
you: awww, they are so cute together
me: ikr!
by unknown...42 December 04, 2020
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