the shit that is on it's way RIGHT NOW and will come out in 13.2 seconds whether you are on/near the toilet or not; usually results in an assplosion
As soon as I got the bubbleguts, I knew it was gonna be an emergency shit and almost didn't make it.
by justtoobad October 20, 2008
When you're at the fire hall droppin a dookie, and an emergency call lights up the bell, so you gotta pinch it off, turbo wipe, and run to the rig just as they're ready to head out.
FF "Sorry guys, I was mid push and had to make an emergency shit pinch."
CAPT "Did you wipe? Holy shit that stinks!"
CAPT "Did you wipe? Holy shit that stinks!"
by Northern Hammer July 4, 2023