Famous porn star who gets kicks from alcoholic beverages. Has useful skills in pissing in peoples gardens and downing vodka in a limited amount of time. Swears like a sailor and likes to google sex positions on the internet. Sweet caring human being. Has an infatuation with people by the name of Chris/Kris. GET BENTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT ! ;)

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk