Elvis Pelvis Pop

When you put a toupé and a tiny mouse suit on your dick and put a grease paint smiley face on the front with eyes and right before you put your dick in the girl you say welcome to the elvis pelvis and you fuck her till you nut and then go fishing in her vagina for all the shit you left in there and if you get it all out you win. And that’s the name of the game

The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.