Elrond; The Half Elven in Tolkien's Mythology is lord of Rivendell, called Imladris by the elves. He held a council during the days of the third age where the fellowship of the ring was created. He was brother to Elros.

When some little bitchboy is acting like a little tiny pee pee poo poo baby and messing up the group plans.

An electronic currency, which consists of cryptographic proofs-of-stake, that is a highly scalable, fast and secure blockchain platform for distributed apps, enterprise use cases and the new internet economy.

Agent Smith with pointy ears and long hair

Elrond Half-Elven, father of Arwen Undomiel and brother to Elros, held the council in Rivendell at which the Fellowship of the Ring was formed.

an overprotecting father

To insert your fist into your own rectum down to the elbow